Monday, September 29, 2008

Doctor Who Android Death Poses: A spotters Guide

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Number One: From Timelash, the basic "Upright" with on fire variation.









Number Two: Four To Doomsday. Adric (in spacesuit) helping Enlightenment demonstrate the "D.H. Lawrence".




Number Three: A partially obscured Movellan from Destiny of the Daleks shows us the "Walk Like An Egyptian".






Number Four: Four To Doomsday again as a deactivated Persuasion displays a magnificent "Saturday Night Fever" which can also become












Number Five: The "I'm A Little Teapot"

Monday, September 22, 2008

Poor Forward Planning

In the Doctor Who series four episode Journey's End, Davros plotted to destroy everything in the universe except for the Daleks. What would have happened if his plan had succeeded?
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Monday, September 15, 2008

Health and Safety Assessment: The War Machines

This Health and Safety Assessment uses a four step system.
Step 1: What Are The Hazards?
Step 2: Who Might Be Harmed and How?
Step 3: Evaluate the risks. A risk is defined as the likelihood that a hazard will cause harm along with the damage that hazard could cause.
Step 4: Decide on precautions.

Hazard 1: Trip hazard.

Who Might Be Harmed and How? Human slaves may fall over corpses of dead co-workers.
How likely is it that the hazard may result in harm? Possible.
If the hazard does result in harm, how severe would the injury be? Minor injury.
Priority: Medium.
Precautions: Ensure walkways are always free of obstructions with a 'keep clear' policy. Corpses to be correctly disposed of in green recycling bins.

Hazard 2: Poor lifting technique by human slaves of WOTAN.

Who Might Be Harmed and How? Human slaves may suffer back injury from repeated handling of boxes while using poor lifting technique.
How likely is it that the hazard may result in harm? Probable.
If the hazard does result in harm, how severe would the injury be? Major injury (at least 3 days off work).
Priority: High.
Precautions: All human slaves to be given training sessions in correct manual handling techniques.

Hazard 3: WOTAN computer may attempt to take over world.

Who Might Be Harmed and How? Population of Earth may be hypnotised to serve WOTAN's will.
How likely is it that the hazard may result in harm? Certain
If the hazard does result in harm, how severe would the injury be? Enslaving of human race.
Priority: Urgent action.
Precautions: Install off switch.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Imperfect Ten

Another Shouting into a well exclusive! Stolen from Russell T. Davies' bin we have the only surviving page from The Ten Doctors. A script that evidently never even made it to the mentioning-the-idea-at-the-pub-to-Phil-Collinson-just-in-case-there's-a-way-to-make-it-work stage.

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