The Atraxi Leader hated wearing his glasses.
Q:What Do You Call A Three Eyed Atraxi?
A: Atraxiii !
Q:What Do You Call A No Eyed Atraxi?
A: Atrax !
The Atraxi Leader goes to the optician for an eye test. After a few basic tests the optician points to an eye chart and asks,” can you read the letters on this for me?”.
“ I can't see it,” replies the Atraxi leader.
So the optician gets a chart with bigger letters and points to it again,” can you read these letters?” he asks.
“No,” replies the Atraxi Leader,” I can't see those either.”
The optician gets the chart with the biggest letters he can find and holds it up,” surely you must be able to see these.”
“ I'm sorry but I still can't see them,” says the Atraxi Leader.
Frustrated the optician unzips his trousers and exposes himself,” can you see that,” he shouts.
“ Good grief, yes,” says the Atraxi Leader,” I can see THAT clearly.”
“ Well there's the problem,” says the optician,” you're cock-eyed.”
