Monday, July 7, 2008

The Ape of Things to Come

Films to revitalise the Planet of the Apes franchise

Planet of the Giant Walking and Talking Statues of Liberty
: A clever twist on the original. Watch out for the exciting ending where Charlton Heston walks down a beach and releases that he is still on Earth when he finds an ape buried up to its waist in the sand.

Planet of the Same Planet that Charlton Heston Just Left in His Spaceship: Charlton Heston arrives on a planet that he finds eerily familiar, watch out for the exciting twist ending when he realises that his mission has bought him home exactly as planned.

Journey to the Centre of the Planet of the Apes: Charlton Heston meets dinosaur apes at the Earth's core.

Planet of the Charlton Heston's: Charlton Heston arrives on a planet that has been over-run by... HIM. Note, possibly too many Charlton Heston's.

Beneath the Battle for the Escape from the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes: The low budget option, an exciting compilation of scenes from the other films.

Planet of the Apes in Space: Apes...... IN SPACE!

Planet of the Planets: Probably too expensive and stupid for words.

Plant of the Apes: Charlton Heston lands his space ship in a banana tree.