Ten bad places to leave the Osterhagen Key
1. On a piece of string behind the letterbox of the Osterhagen Key building.
2. Under a false rock.
3. In a big pile of identical fake Osterhagen Keys.
4. Plugged into the Oserhagen Key control panel with a sign saying “Osterhagen Key: please do not touch”.
5. Detroit.
6. Inside an indestructible box that cannot be opened.
7. In the hands of someone who really wants to destroy the Earth.
8. Behind a flowerpot.
9. A place that's difficult to get to quickly.
10. Anywhere marked on a map as “Secret location of Osterhagen Key”.
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